The guilt-ridden shark always has a feeling of remoras.
The ghost never took sides during arguments. He was super neutral.
A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
The study of ancient symbols will lead you to rune.
A spacecraft took pictures of Mars and Saturn and got the best of both worlds.
I heard about this new governing document that says people can only go to the bathroom one per day. It’s called the Constipation.
So you want me to go to the beach with you? I’m not shore I can make it.
What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Can’t elope.
I made a batch of fish eye soup, it should see me through the week.
An alien landed at a soft drink company and said ‘take me to your liter’.